Mr. Kris’ “New Snack World Order”
YOU HAVE MEDDLED WITH THE PRIMAL FORCES OF SNACKFOOD MR. BROWN and I WON’T HAVE IT!!!! 
You think you merely changed a website name but that is not the case!
Your web page had taken billions of dollars of publicity OUT of Mr. Chris’ Big Snack World…AND NOW YOU MUST PUT IT BACK!!!
Fame is ebb and flow – tidal gravity……it is ecological BALANCE where snackfood is concerned!
YOU are an OLD Hippy who thinks in terms of Tofu AND Mung Beans
THERE ARE NO MUNG BEANS
THERE IS NO TOFU
THERE ARE NO YOGIS THERE IS NO ZEN!
There is ONLY one system of Snackfood,
One VAST and insane multi-calorie, hi-fat, deep-fried-creamy-crunchy world of Snackfood! CHEETOS, FRITOS, DORRITOS (sic), DIP – ICE CREAM, CHEESE CAKE, PASTRY, HAMBURGERS AND CHICKEN!!
It is the international system of Snackfood which determines the leasure (sic) time and entertainment choices on this planet.
That is the natural order of things today.
THAT is the ATOMIC and  SUB ATOMIC and the GALLACTIC STRUCTURE OF THINGS TODAY!    
And YOU   HAVE MEDDLED WITH THE PRIMAL FORCES OF SNACKFOOD AND YOU! WILL!! ATONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am I getting through to you Mr. Brown?
You get up.. On your little fifteen-inch monitor and HOWL about Gila (sic) and Sanger,
There IS no Gila (sic) – There IS no Sanger
There is only; Coke and Pepsi, Sara Lee, Little Debbi, Colonel Saunders, Jack, Wendy and Ronald!
THOSE ARE THE ARTISTS THAT RULE TODAY
/What do you think the Museum and Gallery Boards talk about in their boardrooms?
Culture? Fine Art????    They get out their Gatorade Purple Thirst Quencher and their Snackfoods and calculate the shock/fame probabilities of return on their exhibits,
just like you do!
The “Artist World” is a Snackworld, Mr. Brown and it has been since man climbed out of the slime.
And our children, Mr. Brown, will live to see that PERFECT world, in which there is No Tofu or Mung Beans or Organic Anything.
All Snackfood provided
All Tums relieved

-MR. KRIS 2001

Reply from J.S. Brown : " I have a 21 inch monitor."